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Justin Bieber and Type II Diabetes.

8/18/2013

 
3 ways “Beiber Fever” Is Like Type 2 Diabetes

Pop star Justin Bieber has sold his music all over the world, and is one of the hottest stars anywhere. So how is BieberFever like Type 2 Diabetes?

  1. Justin Bieber and Type 2 Diabetes are both very common. Justin Beiber has 27 million followers on Twitter. According to the American Diabetes Association, Type 2 Diabetes occurs in over 25 million Americans. Coincidence? I think not!
  2. Like Bieber Fever, Type 2 Diabetes is avoidable. While 13-year old girls flock to Justin Bieber concerts and Type 2 Diabetes has a similarly meteoric rise in incidence rate in America, it doesn’t have to be this way. You can avoid buying the $150+ tickets, and avoid certain foods and exercise more. Like running away from Justin Bieber. That would be good. 
  3. Type 2 Diabetes is treatable by injection; Justin Bieber may be similarly treatable. Insulin injections prevent hypoglycemic shock. Some literature is beginning to show that Type 2 Diabetes may be curable, but most people with Type 2 still treat with daily insulin injections as necessary. Similarly, injections of Maroon 5 or even Coldplay may reduce your risk of Bieber Fever.



Be sure to eat right, exercise, and try to avoid sugary, tasteless Pop Stars in favor of more flavorful and healthy musicians and food choices.


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