WHEREAS: current party affiliations offer nothing to those who do not comprehend them, and
Whereas Intelligence is still far-too-revered in America today,
THEREFORE we, the undersigned, hereby form a new political party designed to be inclusive to all Americans, without regard to thinking, intellectual capability or even thinking in any way whatsoever.
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