Paint Chip Party Forms

9/17/2012

WHEREAS: the state of politics in America has reached its vile, basest point in history, and

WHEREAS: current party affiliations offer nothing to those who do not comprehend them, and

Whereas Intelligence is still far-too-revered in America today,

THEREFORE we, the undersigned, hereby form a new political party designed to be inclusive to all Americans, without regard to thinking, intellectual capability or even thinking in any way whatsoever.

This is as far as we gots so far. Please comment below and we'll add your stuff to the platform. Also, please explain who the "undersigned" are so we can add them to our mailings list.

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