The BEST THING EVER WRITTEN

9/6/2012

See it at Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal. Sorry, the picture is long and wide and looks freakish on my site. So sad, but still best freaking thing ever.

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Tony Markey?

I am a bourgeois spiritualist.
A banjoist,
Social entrepreneur,
quadricycle pilot,
harlequin, and
purveyor of all things passe.
At least I was that yesterday.

I am an elbow model.
a Wii sportsman,
a seven sigma diamond belt,
Rainmaker,
bon vivant du monde,
uniquely de rigeur.

I am a creative genius -
as long as by 'creative' you mean 'things that make you go 'huh', and by genius you mean 'well, that seems smart on the surface'.
Just don't think too much about it.

I am all that you desire -
unless you have really weird desires.
I am humble, more than anyone else in the world.

An artisan of manufacturing processes, and a craftsman of fine art.
A post-modern neo-renaissance man.

I have a heart of gold, a tongue in my cheek, an athlete's foot and a hitch in my git along.

A hater of hate and a lover of love,
A grand master of 5 martial arts - none of which I have studied.

I am a dreamer of dreams --
some of which have been a little erotic, actually. But nevermind that. Unless you're into that?

I am a man of amazing vision, but worsening eyesight.

I am 1/2 vagabond,
1/2 the son and heir (of nothing in particular), and
1/2 fruit salad. Yummy yummy.

I am a nomad, grifter, drifter,
perpetrator of ponzi love schemes
Some people call me a space cowboy...

That's just a little bit about me.

Buy me pretty shoes

The BEST THING EVER WRITTEN

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