Save the termites from extinction!
We are almost certain they will need our help in the impending apocalypse. Especially with the mental trauma of being catapulted to the top of the food chain, so we're thinking counseling, which as you know if you're reading this site can be very expensive.
*Disclaimer: Tony Markey does not represent that termite counseling will occur or that affordable termite housing will be provided due to your most generous donation. Termite counseling and afforable housing solutions MAY be provided upon certain conditions being met. In the future. If he's still alive and all. And hasn't spent the money. Also, Tony Markey reserves the right to charge the termites whatever fees may be reasonable for termite housing(which as you imagine can also be very expensive, THEY EAT HOUSES) as well as therapist's therapy and counseling for counselors who counsel counselors who are giving counseling to giant mutated termites in the future. Termite futures is neither a real company nor a 501(c)3 organization. Your donation is not tax-deductible under any tax code on this planet.